I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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