Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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