Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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