So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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