And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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