God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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