I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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