If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
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