and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
NoShamevember. You game?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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