if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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