i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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