is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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