on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
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