so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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