he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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