I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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