Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
that is very illegal...i love you.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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