i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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