Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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