And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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