Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
