Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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