I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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