CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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