help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
