Betty ford says i'm here all night
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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