We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Randomize
