I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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