Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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