You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
you inspire me to be a worse person
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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