im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
