He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I love having hate sex.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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