U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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