that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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