summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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