I want to stick my p in your. b.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
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