i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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