I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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