its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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