Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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