She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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