i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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