how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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