:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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