this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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