Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
How does one acquire holy water?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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