i may or may not be watching the land before time
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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