i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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