Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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