Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
You're like the curious george of whores
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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